Missed the Google’s ‘Made by Google’ keynote event? Well, here is the full transcript of Google’s Pixel Launch – ‘Made by Google’ hardware event where the company unveiled its Pixel and Pixel XL smartphones. This event occurred on October 4, 2016 in San Francisco.
Dinesh – HBO sitcom Silicon Valley
Gilfoyle – HBO sitcom Silicon Valley
Sundar Pichai – CEO, Google
Rick Osterloh – SVP, Hardware Group
Brian Rakowski – VP, Product Management
Sabrina Ellis – Director of Product Management at Google
Clay Bavor – Head of VR at Google
Adrienne McCallister – Google Director of Global Partnerships for VR/AR
Mario Queiroz – Google Vice President of Product Management
Rishi Chandra – Google group product manager
Scott Huffman – Engineering Director at Google
Dinesh: The Google keynote is about to start.
Dinesh: You’re gonna watch?
Dinesh: Why? Don’t you want to know what it’s about?
Gilfoyle: I know what it’s about.
Dinesh: You don’t know what it’s about, they’re going to tell everyone what it’s about during the keynote.
Gilfoyle: No, they’re going to tell everybody who wasn’t on the beta what it’s about.
Dinesh: There is no beta. Was there a beta? Did you get on the beta? How did you get on the beta? Why wasn’t I on the beta?
Gilfoyle: They only give the beta to qualified industry professionals.
Dinesh: Oh yeah, well then what am I? Don’t answer that…
Gilfoyle: A virgin.
Gilfoyle: Next question.
Dinesh: You can be a qualified industry professional and a virgin, in fact it helps, but I’m not a virgin.
Gilfoyle: Okay. I’ll take your word for it.
Dinesh: Wait, what’s in the box?
Gilfoyle: There was no box.
Dinesh: Is that the keynote thing, the Google thing is in the box? Is it a thing?
Gilfoyle: Is a box a thing? Hmmm…
Dinesh: No if — Is the thing in the box a thing?
Gilfoyle: Do you have any other questions?
Dinesh: Is it multiple things….?
Gilfoyle: (No response)
Dinesh: I don’t care, it’s fine, I’m cool.
Gilfoyle: Got to go.
Dinesh: Where you going?
Gilfoyle: Well, since you asked.
Dinesh: Google after party…
Dinesh: That sucks.
Gilfoyle: And I heard Larry is going to fire Sergey out of a cannon. We’re all excited for that. Don’t wait up for me.
Dinesh: You know what? Maybe I will wait up for you. What are you going to do about it?
Gilfoyle: Probably have a really great night without you. If you want to know.
Dinesh: Stupid Google keynote. Oh, here we go!
[Google: Hi Doug, how can I help?]
Sundar Pichai – CEO, Google
Google morning. Thank you for being here. We are being joined by many people at global launch events around the world so welcome to all of them as well. We also have a Live Stream and so lot of folks are joining on the Live Stream, including Dinesh, I’m told. So welcome to everyone.
This space used to be a power station for a chocolate factory in the 1900’s. So we have transformed it pretty well, but I’m glad we have a historic setting as we talk about what we are building for the future.
At I/O earlier this year, we talked the about our vision for that future. We are at a seminal moment in computing. If you step back and think about it, computing has always had big shifts every 10 years or so. It all started in the ‘80s, early ‘80s when the personal computer reached the mainstream. It was the first time computing touched the lives of many people and revolutionized the way they worked.
Roughly a decade later, in the mid ‘90s, the Web arrived. It is arguably the biggest platform shift we have seen in our lifetimes. It brought the Internet to many more people, radically changed industries, fundamentally changed how people interact and connect with each other.